Whenever I eat spicy food my tongue stops working and all I can taste is bitter and pain
Yummy carcinogens (the paper not the stuffing)
Necromancy is healing too
It’s just very late healing
How it sounds when people tell you to watch One Piece
But if I don’t have a truck the size of a locomotive how will people know that I absolutely do not have a micropenis?
✨️✨️🌟💖You don’t need a time machine to shoot awful people💖🌟✨️✨️
Yeah I remember how the RAF dissuaded the Luftwaffe from bombing London by flying up there and giving the German pilots hugs
Here we go again
In that case, never check out the rest of the Soulsborne series
I got 150 upvotes on a post, that’s when you start feeling godly
DIVINE LINK SEVERED
YOU ARE A FLESH AUTOMATON