• Archmage Azor@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    But if I don’t have a truck the size of a locomotive how will people know that I absolutely do not have a micropenis?

    • baseless_discourse@mander.xyz
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      1 year ago

      Meanwhile, builds the largest highway network in the world, many even in cities; maintain shitload of free parking; also enforces minimum parking requirements, all at the expense of tax payer.

      People without cars are literally forced to pay to make everyone’s life worse.

      FREEDOM!

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        1 year ago

        Au contraire. We Americans think easily in both Imperial and SI. In terms of units we’re bilingual. It’s you 10-10-10 types whose brains have been scrambled by your over-easy conversions and estimates.