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No, that’s fine. It’s the 👍 thumb! Look at it! It’s freakishly small but not ridiculously small.
No, that’s fine. It’s the 👍 thumb! Look at it! It’s freakishly small but not ridiculously small.
“Apollo returns, a Boeing story”
"Huston, we have a problem… "
…ok we figured it out, now guys you’ll have to build a few things. First thing, you’ll have to go into the garbage disposal and using plastic bags please collect small bundles of poop. Mix the poop with hydrochloric acid and make them into hexagonal shapes 6" tall by 2" thick. Now we’ll need one of you to get the flu… Go find a vial left by the ruzzians. Don’t worry, we got the antidote down here. Okay next collect all the snot and mix it up with 10% gelatin. Finally, you’ll have to go outside and patch the heat shield using the gelatine as glue…
I hope they sue…
Boeing: yes, they got no chance at all.
I hope they really don’t like the ruzzians. That way, when the time comes, they can be properly utilized and disposed of…“guys why are there so many seeds in our uniforms? I don’t get it”…
It works at 3ft! Let’s try 30ft!
Of all ways to describe the Bolivian government, this is the one that paints it as the best government ever.
Oh oh say, can you see!? By the dawn’s early light 🕯️…
Oh sunk! I wanted to try and find it. So they probably know where it is then. Okay 👍.
Comes with a free dildo if you don’t have a partner but wanted to Netflix and chill somehow.
Looks like you’re using a local account. Do you want to upgrade to a Microsoft account where you must have Internet to get to your shit? No? I’ll remind you in 3 Microsoft days…73days and counting…72d…71… 3 seconds…5hrs…25minutes…50days…
No truce! They just want the truce so they can build more balloons!
Hey, do you want to open it in the browser, or teams? Both are pieces of shit. That’s it. What other option where you thinking of?
Oh you wanna project so everyone can see? Ok here’s full screen! Oh yeah, we can show those employee icons bigger! Oh you mean full screen! Here’s this option, we just need to hide 70% of your screen. There! Tiny screen full mode!
Oh it was your data? Oops! Embarrassing! Anyway, introducing MAIS! Microsoft AI system!
Like beating a dead horse.
2 a day is manageable from the stand point of what do you do with all these chopped off penises! You just get the specialty furnace lit up and you chuck the dicks in one at a time and watch as they ablate into a gas.
But only for a minute.
I would require a wet T shirt contest to really see and compare.
Nah, it hasn’t changed. It’s garbage.
…hear me out. Could it be possible for AI to just steal all the commercial ads?