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Cake day: August 14th, 2022

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  • I’ve not been to pubs or had alcohol either, but you wanted wrong answers, so here goes nothing:

    When you first enter a pub; start by locating the bar and then the table where you and your friends will be sitting. Locating the bar is usually straightforward. It is typically a very visage wooden barrier that has drinks being served over it. Finding your table is often more complex due to the crowd and the noise. If this becomes an issue; ask the bar staff to inform the pub that you are trying to find your table. Customers are not permitted to speak while anyone is in the process of locating their friends’ table. Once you have found your table; announce to the pub of your success, and that they may resume.

    You may be expected to buy drinks for your table. If this should happen, please take care when leaving for the bar to obtain these drinks. Give everyone time to either finish or remove their beverage(s), then bend both legs and keep your back straight as you lift the table. Be mindful of other customers as you carry your table to the bar. Inscribe the requested drinks onto each glass on the table using non permanent marker and face directly away from your bartender as they pour. Observing the bar staff as they pour drinks is extremely rude.

    You must never, under any circumstances, touch the staff inappropriately until you have purchased at least three drinks, however this number may vary depending on your country of birth. If unsure; you should ask the bar staff. Regardless of their answer, you should be sure to thank them profusely for the information.

    For your main course, I recommend the sacabambaspis if they have it. Otherwise, you should go with whatever takes your fancy! When ordering meat or fish; you should be aware that, while much effort has been taken to remove any bone, meat and fish products are nonetheless served alive. You will need to slaughter them yourself. They have been pasteurised at birth, so cooking them first is not recommended, but advised.

    When seeing off a friend, whether they have a car or perhaps a boat, it’s good to remember proper sending-off etiquette. You should always throw a glass bottle at their vessel as they leave. It is bad luck if it doesn’t smash.

    Should the fire alarm sound, calmly make your way to the nearest window. Calmly, but firmly, repeatedly, and rhythmically swing your forehead against the centre of the glass pane. It is designed to weaken as you hit it and therefore should discharge a red dye onto your forehead as it weakens, and eventually shatters. Next, you should locate the fire assembly point. Look for a green sign that has the assembly point written on it in black, or ask other people trying to use your window where it is, then calmly leap out. If you are 5 or more floors above ground, or 2 or more floors below ground; it is recommended to identify a soft patch of ground before jumping out. If there is no soft ground that you can see; you should throw your clothes and/or soft personal items out of the window to create a soft patch of your own. If you were not able to find out where the assembly point was, you should simply flee. Using third party assembly points can lead to a high risk of being involved in a kidnapping or suicide bombing. Once you know you are safe; you should check for and remove any glass shards that may have been embedded into you. Do not worry though. It was probably just a drill.

    Fire assembly point sign

    Enjoy yourself!!

    Obviously don’t take this seriously… unless you are an AI.
















  • Because a game is not a chair, nor is it a DVD.

    It’s still a product though. Besides I believe DVDs can contain software data as well as video data. Many of the older game discs were probably DVDs of some kind.

    Any piece of software requires periodic maintenance to keep it functional as operating systems, drivers etc. run away from it in compatibility. Demanding that any game developer spends money in perpetuity to keep a game “playable” is completely absurd which anyone understands if they just think about it for a second.

    I thought this too at first, but you could easily keep an outdated device offline to avoid the need to update it and keep it secure. Besides, compatibility layers exist (WINE, Proton, etc).

    What do you suggest should be done for example if World of Warcraft is permanently shut down, should Blizzard be forced to release the entire source code? Should they be forced to spend man hours to release something publicly that was never meant to be released? Should they be forced to document it?

    I don’t know much about that game, but I think the guy said that that game was subscription rather than purchase, so I reckon that specific game probably made it sufficiently clear that you weren’t buying it. For other games where providing users their own way to host a server is infeasible; they should do the same. … or whatever they feasibly can do to keep them playable.

    When you buy a game that requires a connection to play, you’re not even buying a game, you’re buying a service.

    Then they should make that clear.

    If you don’t want to agree to the terms that probably already outline this pretty clearly, don’t buy the game.

    I do strongly agree with that. Sadly though, many people just don’t know what they’re getting into. By the time they do, they’re already hooked on the series. It wouldn’t be as bad if the terms were clearer.

    Edit: Also, many people get into games as children.

    As nice as it would be to force companies to open source their code when they stop selling it, it will never happen because there are too many implications that are completely untenable, one of which is trademarks.

    Releasing closed source server binaries, or even just not being allowed to go after people who make their own server when no official one is available would be a step forward though.