Bold of you to trust the performer knows how to say the words.

It’s post-humor. That means you will get it in 3-15 working days.

Best I can do is .7, but I’m taking all the risk here.

Ever wanted to pick your nose while meditating?

But what are they filtering for?

The French did try out decimal time, but it never took.

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen chewing gum advertised this way.

If it isn’t on your shelves (or server) it isn’t your library, it’s someone else’s access.

If they are that old.

Country music doesn’t have to be bad. Which means that the recent stuff is a deliberate stylistic choice. Do with that as you will.

I think it’s a different bomb at that point.

Yeah, yeah Ship of Theseus but I think when you melt down, mix with other things and then recast you’ve it’s a new thing. That or all they succeeded in doing was making several haunted a-bombs and that strikes me as a bad move.

I suppose in that sense it was unfortunate they didn’t let it get to the rule of 3.

Ideally when the experimenter is explaining how that core has already killed twice before.

People seem to forget that the demon core killed far less people than it was intended to.

I really don’t know how this still surprises anyone.

I always feel sad with these kinds of stories. The machine is clearly just trying to be helpful but it doesn’t understand a thing about what it is doing or why we might find what it is saying repugnant. It’s like watching a dog not understanding that yes, we like our slippers, but we don’t want our neighbours swastika themed ones on our doorstep.

And then of course we get to the content and I am reminded that we live in hell and the sadness is replaced by the familiar horror as the machine pretends to empathise with its fellow Amazon workers and helps them pick out the ideal thing to piss in without missing their drop targets.

Oh, that kind of bad usb cable. Still useful I guess.

If it’s sending information to Microsoft then it has clearly been hacked. Likely by Microsoft. It was very nice of that young man to break protocol and blow the whistle on this whole thing. You should send him an itunes gift card as a thank you.