That’s what you get for getting jimson weed laced with salvia, instead of regular ol’ weed.
“C’mon, it’ll be fun, let’s try something new!”, they said…

🎵 ORE ROREN OTEN DAY!
ORE ROTEN DEYO!
(HEY!!!)
ORE ROREN OTEN DAY…
FATTENING UP OUR TAPEWORMS! 🎵

Mirror technology timeline!
Chirality ‘n’ shit.

A mirror’s primary surface - a metal like silver that has just one electron sticking out alone in the top atomic orbital, plus other free electrons sliding around the surface, I believe - absorbs photons, then re-emits new photons almost exactly like the ones that came in.

Fattening up our tapeworms!

Who took the picture?
The speedcam cam!

And never seemed to be under pressure to return

Sit.
Good boy.

There’s a Monty Python sketch where someone handles a large glass container with a liquid that looked like rosé wine, no context provided.

Out of the blue, some BBC executive or execs wanted to censor the sketch because of “its’ visual depiction of menstrual urine”.

It truly takes some twisted, fucked-up minds to find obscenity everywhere they look, projecting Satan onto everything around them, carrying Satan piggyback even into neutral zones.

Yeah but what about nutkicking, then?

If I wanted quality posts, I would have gone over to LemmyQualityPost, dagummit!

As a baseball history buff, for a long time my way of “counting sheep” in bed was:
5 baseball players whose last name begins with the letter “A”,
then “B”, “C”, etc.

When after a few nights I worked my way up to “Z”, I started over, but with a twist:
5 baseball players, whose last name begins with the letter “A”, and who played before 1950.

Then when I made it to “Z”,
5 baseball players, whose last name begins with the letter “A”, and who played after 1950.

Who took this picture, Legolas?
One does not simply enter Akihabara.

NOT YOU!!! SIT!!!

False flag! 8D Cheese Chess! Yadda yadda yadda!

The truth of the matter can be much simpler - the peak of the wave has passed, third campaign of the same shit have many republican-leaning voters fatigued and numb.

Do NOT get me wrong here. It’s still a clear and present danger, both internal and foreign powers who wish governmental chaos/weakness upon the United States are pumping resources into the campaign, every truly patriotic and intelligent American still has GO AND VOTE DEMOCRAT THIS NOVEMBER.

April 12, Yuri Gagarin Day, that is Cat Day in our family’s life.

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Daddy didn’t Puff himself. No, wait a minute, he did do that.
No, wait… Daddy un-Puffed to P and Diddy’d himself.
Then he un-P’d himself.

Chacho Neese!

Actually, that sounds more like a language.
Chachoneese.

Another one of life’s simple pleasures ruined by the government lizard overlords.

Haha! Yeah right, this is like the ten thousandth time they’ve s