aw fuck yea stick gun

Me, an Eldrich abomimation of unthinkable age:
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linux usage hits one tuxillion % truly the millenia of the linux desktop

“yes because he’s rolling it down a hill for once”

- someone on tumblr

Kirby style

the pngtuber while describing the most horrid crime imaginable:

♫ makin my way downtown ♫

on my end pictures are just a custom link with an exclamation point added to the start, so 

the lion is a symbol of pride

it’s official in my heart

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oh! i forgot about that, thanks!

me wearing my new Nike™ Combustibles™®©

this is what the company behind this says it’s useful for:

first two sound pretty reasonable to me, as someone with a very basic understanding of wildfire control.
snow and ice removal, i mean it’s definitely gonna do that but i can’t think of any place where it would be necessary to use a robot dog for it.
the last one’s self explanatory.

i’d love to be optimistic and say that this robot will only get used for harmless or good deeds but i know this thing is already being retrofitted by cops to shoot tear gas or some bullshit

i should clarify i am not the person in the screenshot lmao

99% of the [thing]_official accounts on tumblr aren’t real, they’re just people pretending to be official accounts at varying levels of commitment.
the post popular one is probably osha-official who committed so hard they got a misdemeanor for impersonating a US Governmental service

as far as i’m aware it’s just a copypasta, knowyourmeme explains it pretty well