A master of Karate
and friendship
for everyone
A master of Karate
and friendship
for everyone
If there’s a full grown man standing in front of my truck and I can still see him, I just don’t feel safe!
Your honour, I asked her if she wanted to have it and she said no. I wasn’t sure what that meant so I asked again. And to make things clearer I told her that “yes” and “maybe later” where the only options. She still didn’t say yes, but after some time I decided that “later” had come. So I Azure you, I did nothing wrong.
So that’s what you meant when I asked you to do the dishes.
I think you’re correct. In South Korea at least 22 people died. The article you linked doesn’t mention any casualties (or I didn’t notice them).
Ridiculous! You would basically need the mass of a planet for that to work.
I guess war does change.
I don’t think being on Lemmy counts as reading and writing. hehe
Astarion has the stride of a gazelle. A beautiful beautiful gazelle person.
Let me help you with an additional rule: horny and hungry hardening shall be coupled and only occur together or not at all.
I would be so happy if there was a Linux version!
We need that template! 👷
The other guy never stood a chance! That’s the power of the F.O.R.K.L.I.F.T. system:
Forklift
Observe
Rule the situation
Knockout your competition
Lift her into your arms
Initiate eye contact
Fuck
Target your next cargo
Lead is the best, makes everyone truly crazy!
Don’t worry, it’s too big for him.
If the universe is truly infinite and as homogeneous as it appears to be, then an infinite amount of people had already said that, will say that and are saying it right now.
I think OP is the grandma in this scenario and just hit puberty in real life.