And with reckless abandon if you wanna get REAL fuckin wild

I like to go to my gay room and just kind of sit and stare at the wall and think about stuff. It doesn’t accomplish anything.

It’ll fit.

It’s true. Once, when I was visiting Kyoto, I actually forgot how to eat, and a kind elderly man held me and tenderly bottle-fed me. I didn’t even ask him to.

Louisiana’s pretty easy to remember, as well- not just because it’s the boot, but also because it’s shaped like the first letter in Louisiana.

If someone showed me a map of a fantasy world they created with something like that on it, I’d think they were a hack. But, here we are, I guess!

Couldn’t find it. Gave up.

Keith has mad balls using a picture of Simu Liu on his dating profile

Geoffrey the Giraffe, the original model for the Toys R Us mascot, tragically gave his life rescuing civilians during the September 11th, 2001, terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center in New York City. The image for the mascot was changed out of respect, as the company didn’t want to posthumously use his image. The company has since struggled to find a suitable replacement.

It’s scary, but it’s something we all face someday. One day, I’ll go, too. The only way to go is forward, Ralph. Farewell.

Ah, you’re thinking of a chartess. Chartreuse is a long-neck avian fowl that’s been burnt to a cinder

Are you OK? Help is always available if you need it ❤️

Very tasty. And, healthy, too!

Staying hyped for Dreamsettler even though I still have no clue what it’s about outside of “also a '98 - '02 internet simulator” let’s goooooooooo

Rules for thee, not for m[y preferred politicians, but I’m too blatantly ignorant to understand that the rules are absolutely also for m]e

Wow. I can’t believe that actually worked.

(Tip: you have to keep it in there for a pretty absurdly-long time, or it’ll still come out kind of raw. Basically, hold it in until you think you can’t possibly hold it anymore, and then add another 2 hours)

Blenders. Gender ephemeral. Intangibles. An even cooler fourth option, probably.

There are tons of cool names you could go with when your identity lies outside of preconceived boundaries (and pretty much transcends them). But, non-binary’s pretty clinical-sounding, so I guess it’s easier to work into a professional setting or something.

Back when meme transmission was “hey, did you get that e-mail? I’ll forward it to you the next time I log on”

The Absolutely Nothings

Oh! And be sure not to forget the part where Jim Jones then proceeded to turn his gun on himself and take the quick death instead of suffering the way he forced everyone else to.

Funny how often monsters turn out to be cowards as well. History rhymes, I guess.

I often wonder why I never see any sites with like a bi/pan mode that just lets it all fly and shows you everything on the site all at once. Having to constantly switch back and forth throws off my battle rhythm.