Yo dawg.

Currently budgeting a mission to resupply the magenta toner.

Probably not Ankh-Morpork, because Vetenari is nothing if not competent.

In undue fairness, accomplishing nothing was her job.

Shagohodgepodge.

Grenades are easier, but sure, that’d work.

Avoid, frag, potayto, potahto.

The fact you don’t recognize this diet Nazi doesn’t make him any less of a diet Nazi.

he can be changed to basically any other guy and it wouldn’t matter

Then change.

If who he is does not matter to you, why do you give a shit when people suggest you should use someone else? There’s fourteen interchangeable formats for smugging up a lukewarm take. Pick another. Some of them are deliberately similar to this one, specifically because people got tired of seeing this bigoted fuck.

Then they won’t care when people who know use Calvin instead.

Situation: there are 14 competing editors.

“All words are made-up.”

Linking to another instance is kind of silly.

Yeah… adding other patterns misses the point. It’s a rainbow. It’s a spectrum that covers everyone. It’s not like one group owns a given stripe. As soon as a broad symbol becomes a collection of specifics, you wind up asking ‘why this group, but not that group?,’ and it’s a whole thing.

You want a flag that explicitly supports trans people? We had that. It’s… the trans flag. And also the rainbow flag, because y’all were already covered. You’re even in the acronym.

Why would you not just… use it? You have hospitals, they use this stuff. Reduce how much they’ll need to buy in the near future by dumping a few crates of whatever in their loading bays.

You invaded one of our allies. You’re gonna get some missiles.

We have been accused of being the most right-wing government in history whilst hiking taxation to Clement Attlee levels, promoting insane levels of immigration, and building a gerontocracy. We have failed to turn the clock back a single second. We have made Baxter Basics look like a model of probity. Scandal has followed scandal: sexual misconduct, lobbying, money, and cake.

Sir, do you think right-wing just means the things you claim to want?

It’s just where they keep the vacuum.

Thoomp!

You have to shake it into people: it’ll be a landslide because you show up. The harder you make it hurt, the more you’ll get what you want.

That’s fair. Honestly most of the effort was spent going back in time to plant a “RIBS” reference in that Tears For Fears video.

Howdy! What’d you think of Mouth Dreams?