3. re: “last candidate … George Washington”

I’m not entirely sure what point you’re making, as there have been multiple other parties whose candidates were elected to the presidency, including the Federalists, the Whigs, and the Democratic-Republicans. Theodore Roosevelt received the second-most votes in the 1912 election as a third-party candidate for the Progressive (Bull Moose) party.

You wear wrinkly clothes to the return of Jim?

A cosmic gumbo, kinda moves to the beat of jazz

When the aliens show up, you’re already prepared. See? Swing away, Merrill.

See that’s the whole problem, gotta shell out for better wigs.

“It costs a lot of money to look this cheap!”

Bird up

They’re called harbulary batteries

I find it hard to take seriously anyone who throws the term FUD around with no sense of irony.

Why are you cutting a 2x4 with a hacksaw?

Something something hammer…

Something something nail.

I’m telling you, Molotov cocktails work. Any time I had a problem and threw a Molotov cocktail, boom! Right away, I had a different problem.

Guess you should… y’know… get off her first?

Nina Simone recorded it a year before The Animals. At the time, it was regarded as a metaphorical statement about the Civil Rights Movement.

The point being made is that Jamaican Patois is a language, not an accent. It’s an English Creole.

Between the username and the shopping list, I believe we’ve got a Roman on our hands here…

This post calls out to me

Is orcboxer on the Rick & Morty writing staff, or just auditioning?

It sounds like your printer has a true monochrome mode you can specify. Makes and models that are more user-hostile often use drivers that default to grayscale for non-color prints.

Probably when measures that genuinely protect the right to repair are enacted on a wide scale.