Don’t shake them too hard or they stretch. But hang everything absofuckinglutely immediately after they’re outta the washer or dryer. Like rn.
That’s actually and ironically super encouraging to hear! I’ve become afraid of this trap that I see miserable older people slide into at will.
Thank you.
People say wild stuff like this when they’re young. The 89-year-olds in this scenario change their minds. Every time.
Instead of living that long, I would like to donate those years to the rest of you people. What’s 120 ÷ 8 000 000 000?
While I might wear high heels to the grocery store, she wears them for desert births
Oh wow just like Turkish. Probably little sexism in Indonesia and none in Turkey, right?
It says right there from 11.00 to 11.01 but somehow I’m the bad guy for seeing a difference of 1
Alpine Linux? Hells yes. Actively. Super small. Does its job extremely well.
I’ve never literally spit my food out before. I will never tire of Wikipedia tables of contents.
POV you’re behind side-eyeing Chloe in the year of Our Lord two thousand and also thirteen A.D.
I returned home from a place 12 hours ahead of local time. Someone tried to mug me. Only time ever. I was too tired and stupid to realize what had happened till I was a block away.
My boy Tim was like “Do you know what they call alternative medicine that’s been proved to work?”
Of course, the only answer is “Medicine”.
Alternatively,
Are you winning, son?
No. This is loss.
Oh my fucking god. I thought I was the only one. I was not born in this morning. Nor this century. Nor this millennium, but I am not too ancient to track down a notification.
Unless it’s from Discord.
Did Ted consider being trans? Come to a conclusion?
The Return of the Mac: Pandemic ii, Electric Boogaloo or some such
Even in Britain, the slow lane on two-human-wide escalators is on the right. It confounds me.