What was the command again for having such nicely colored output?
What was the command again for having such nicely colored output?
I don’t know why there are so many pictures of pets in this thread, but I’m upvoting them all
Too uniformly distributed
Here you go: https://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/unix.errors.html
(% represents the csh, $ represents the bourne shell)
% "How poorly would you rate the Unix (so-called) user interface?
Unmatched ".
% rm congressional-ethics
rm: congressional-ethics nonexistent
% ar m God
ar: God does not exist
% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].
% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.
% If I had a ( for every $ Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.
%make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
% sleep with me
bad character
% got a light?
No match.
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
% ^What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.
% \(-
(-: Command not found.
% sh
$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending
$ drink <bottle; opener
bottle: cannot open
opener: not found
$ mkdir matter; cat >matter
matter: cannot create
Or, in a System V (att) universe:
$ cat "can of food"
cat: cannot open can of food
Did you say throw, loop, and sleep?
Episode “The Sentence” from The Outer Limits (1996)
I love Emacs. Thanks for teaching me someyhing today
Does anyone know how well it scales? I’m using Shotwell at the moment and it’s becoming very slow
The Matrix Diagonalized The Matrix Transposed The Matrix Decomposed
No, we have an Emacs mode for this
War, what is it good?
The unicode “three dots” character is making me irrationally angry. In the terminal, just use three dots!
Install the package kdegraphics-thumbnailers, and then depending on the file manager you may have to enable previews, e.g. in Dolphin > Configure Dolphin > Interface > Previews.