I hate myself for crushing on him so hard
I hate myself for crushing on him so hard
Give him the ol’ “woop woop” and a wink
You feeling a little defensive about the lesbian orgies sounds like
I unironically want this guy watching me mow my lawn sure
Not if you’re gay
During a super strong part of my older-bro fetish, I met a guy who played along without breaking character…. until he asked “is this getting weird?”
I saved the day and said “not as long as dad doesn’t hear us fucking.” Ahh. As get as it gets.
In my local variant, we write jizz is Christ. Blessed be.
Also acceptable.