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Lol at the ending

19/f/cali

We’ve still got a few years until the three seashells take over and Taco Bell wins the franchise wars.

My mom does the same thing. “Make sure you go look at the moon tonight. It’s a super blue blood harvest moon that won’t happen again in a million years.”

You would need a pretty good telescope to see a dime from 238 thousand miles away.

If you’re from the US, the moon is the size of a dime when viewed from 6 feet away. I don’t know what a universal measurement would be for folks outside the US.

Anyway, it always cracks me up when people get hyped for a “super moon”. This tiny object in the sky is going to be indistinguishably less tiny!

Lmao I don’t know why, but this fucking killed me

I love Good Omens. A friend recommended it to me as a comedy to read. I was skeptical having never read a comedy before, but it was hilarious and entertaining all the way through. The show on Amazon does a pretty good job of capturing the spirit of the book I think too.

That’s what I don’t understand either. It can’t just be about money at that point right? Like they must intentionally be trying to bring back slavery or something.

It’s 4 years old. The pixels have aged since then.

Yes, veroxii and I are married now.

Are you… are you hitting on me?

Don’t you come “bussin’ no cap” at me young man, I’m happily married.

Pretty sure Valve issued a statement telling people not to huff their Deck exhaust. But fuck that, don’t tell me how to live my life!

Yeah! Where that tiger dick?

Any time I hear about this, I can’t help but think of this comedy bit by Louis CK - https://youtube.com/watch?v=DXtHF0WRX64

Yes, I realize Louis CK is a POS and shouldn’t be seen as a moral authority on any subject.

I would destroy my television and burn the house down before I yell McDonald’s to keep watching something.

This looks like a Stardew Valley comic. Harvey is a doctor and I’m assuming the other character is Maru, who works at the clinic with Harvey.

My guess is the joke is something about how businesses celebrate Pride Month, but Harvey is like “what do you want to do, practice gay medicine?” Because it makes no sense for a clinic to change their business practices.

But yeah, that’s just my guess. I don’t really get it either.

Lol https://www.dictionary.com/browse/dutch