Some how you’ve made that cringy af.
Some how you’ve made that cringy af.
When I was a kid we used to call.one of my uncles exs ICQ, because she laughed exactly like the icq lol sound.
She must have thought we loved her, we were always trying to make her laugh just to hear it.
Thats the ‘cat free house’ way.
That’ll do pig, you piece of shit.
You say no to that cute little face!
Waiter comes up with a tray: pig in a blanket?
Me half stoned laying in bed: the fuck did you call me?
I got a few alcoholic friends who would loved to spend eternity mixed with their favourite booze.
I just used incognito to hide it from anyone that used my phone, no one needs yo know my porn habits unless I willingly share them.
Must be " post unfunny memes" day today.
They all better be playing the kazoo.
And what if you like both but just can’t seem to choose?
Wait you’re not made of genocide money?
Ohhh, shit, hmmm, I got a few things I gotta send back then.
Why didn’t you use the blood drainer 5000? We had like 10 of them!
Yeah, but it was a lot of fun, remember when we made them reenact the entirety of the Abyss in Klingon?
Time.
That hill you’re dying on is made out gluten free kinetic sand.
I want to be that eccentric inventor mouse that always has one of his inventions blow up in his face just as someone knocks on the door, but is overly ecstatic about it.
Nowhere near as fun as you’d think.
Not enough ass, too much shit.
Place the top of the bag between your palms, then think about your evil plan while sliding your hands against each other till they open, if not, try it on the bottom of the bag.
Nope, you can’t stand there for generations going “LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!” Then get shitty when we do, we want to watch you drive that burning bus into the the ocean.