So this is why there is a “Block user” option. Thanks for clearing that up

Gadget Hackwrench

Congratulations to Gwyneth Paltrow and Benedict Cumberbatch for their baby

Lei Feng, the epitome of temperance? He was very fond of long and hard poles, or so I’ve heard.

(And I like how everything is slightly wrong in this meme. Too bad no one was purged in this list)

They will rip your dick out, Jamie send that video of jacked hairless chimps

Lol your 12! Get in your grave grandpa

Very normal and rational reaction to Bibi’s hateful drivel. I prescribe you nothing, come back to my office when you’re in the all caps, three exclamation marks stage.

100 meme points??!!? For a meme of that quality? An image alone would be at least 100 meme points! But a full video! Just keeping it in my meme folder costs me 80 meme points, and think that I want to make a profit, especially since my poor grandmother, who was the original owner of that meme, is now in such a terrible condition.

No, I wouldn’t part with it for 100 meme points. You must be a meme robber to propose such a shameful price!

I say, good day to you, if that’s your final offer. But maybe you can be reasonable and offer a reasonable price.

Uh oh Anakin is on the loose again

Not to be confused with ham-ass, a charcuterie specialty, unfortunately frowned upon by both Hamas and Hamaas

ETA: but highly praised by David Cameron

YTA your bf needs some space and you should be more considerate of his hobbies. Maybe he needs this to be thriving in his life and tbh you should ask yourself if you’re not already abusing him. If I were him that would be a massive red flag to me. Have you thought about cutting all relationships to appease him, that would be the least you can do

Yeah I won’t do that. Can’t go through the pain of showing them my account name. ‘Dad why are there all these x at the beginning and the end of your ridiculous name?’

I wonder if it’s much different of industrial ‘chicken wings’

Strangely enough, it’s the same user. Makes it even weirder in a way

I have the same issue with my folders /Rasputin, /Rasputin2, /CrazyRussianHypnotistGuru, /RasRasRasputin and /SexiestLesbian

That was … Awsome

!!! Thanks !!!

the internet

What the fuck is this shit? Always something new with you people

It should be obvious since common sense tells that sponge beats gun and snake beats air

Oi! Anaximenes, you claim you are smart enough to fill this position of Software engineer, and yet your phallus has the size and the stench of a donkey’s! You must be a brute, unfit for this job.

Epiphanes! Do not lecture me about my phallus, when your testicles look like undeveloped figs and you have a woman’s chin. I will beat you with this keyboard.

I see. You can start Monday.

The job interviews would certainly be more entertaining.

But I see your point. I’m afraid you were born 2500 years too late.

Yes I often think about Athens, well Athenian men mostly. How they had these battles of wit. Long and hard battles of wit. Almost naked battles of wit. Man against man. Yes I think of that time sometimes.

(I’m heterosexual BTW)