I’ve just been buying phones a model or two behind the latest generation. Bonus points for a refurbished phone. Saves a ton of money and they’re usually not much less capable than what’s new.

Remember Kif: the fastest way to a woman’s bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you’re in.

Wolfram was completely indispensable for me during college. I always meant to get into Mathematica as well, but never got around to figuring it out.

Didn’t think I’d read onomatopoeia of Garfield sucking Jon’s toes today, but here we are.

My only complaints about Aldi are that the selection is a bit limited (though they often have some interesting stuff in the “aldi finds” section) and the produce can be a bit hit or miss, but I always do the bulk of my groceries there, then get the rest at Kroger. (Their prices aren’t great, but they’re the cheapest in my area beside Aldi.)

AKA confectioners napalm

If you have a microplane, try grating the garlic. You can get a much bigger punch out of each clove.

So efficient they guard everyone else’s coasts too!

You’re probably right, but my first thought was Luffy from One Piece, voiced by Mayumi Tanaka in Japanese and Colleen Clinkenbeard in English, both women.

(Also, I can’t get over what a good name Clinkenbeard is for a VA who voices a pirate)

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I’m being so sincere right now.

Aperture Science: we do what we must, because we can.

It’s an ultra minimalist representation of Loss, but backward

Did you enjoy that, boy? Cockney urine all over your face? That was a bad time for you, wasn’t it boy?

Man with all the shit with Israel I keep forgetting they’re talking about Palestine, Ohio.

Yeah, sorry, I didn’t word that well. The game makes it clear that the legion is the bad guy, I just mean the NPCs who defend the legion don’t make a very good case

I wouldn’t say the NCR is bad per se. They seem misguided, and there are definitely bad people in it, but most of them do seem to be trying to make the Mojave a better place.

I don’t buy the game trying to tell me Caesar’s justified, though. Traders saying “they keep the raiders at bay,” as if they’re not doing just as much raping and murdering as the raiders.

The only faction I actually like is the Followers of the Apocalypse. They seem like the only ones trying to make things better without serving their own agenda. It’s too bad you can’t do more for them.

Yeah, I don’t get the hate for skibidi toilet. Like, you guys do realize this is literally the exact same shit we used to watch, right?

🎵My Johnny🎶

Yeah, that tracks. That whole list feels like the 2000s