This generational. I’ve seen a number of names I thought of as grandma names come back into fashion. People who are young enough not to have experienced grandmas with those names pick them. Gertrude is a grandma name to me, BTW, not a great-grandma name. I actually had a grandma named Gertrude. Welcome to old. (Edit: my brain glitched from Mildred to Gertrude there. Looking forward to Alzheimers.)

One of the lost books of the bible featured Satan picking some especially sinful dude and telling him to build an ark too.

And unfortunately beer won’t save us from the things most likely to make modern / near future water impotable. Except to the extent it makes us not care.

The problem is the less awful side’s awfulness is what lead to the growth of the scary-aweful side.

Maybe he was.

So then if you get caught and these are taken away from you, I assume you can declare it as a loss and get an equivalent deduction the next year? I wonder if anyone’s ever used this to their advantage to game their tax rates?

And, worse, the crumbs in the bed.

Flaws I didn’t pay for piss me off a lot less.

I second this. The only reason click bait trash thumbnails work is people accepting it.