Cars are useful. Cars protect children in many situations. Cars are among the things that majorly contribute to even having a food supply. Cars freedom patriotism eagles liberty-gasm!
Yet it is still possible to have cars serve those functions without giving in to the lobbies that wish to make it mandatory to get paid for shoving a car down the throat of every loony who wants one to hurt others with. Because cars are well regulated to make them as safe as possible.
That sounds like the millions of doctored amazon reviews and social media bot-boosted content should be dealt with by next week then.
100000 “users” then popped up and left the same glowing 5-star review > must be a great site.
That’s what Sven in the basement is for. I assume his name is Sven. Might ask him sometime.
“Well, you can’t prevent all assaults in the world, so why shouldn’t I punch you in the face now?” is a rather defeatist point of view.
Won’t SOMEBODY think of the poor, poor monopolists who so far made their money exploiting the alternativeless victims at their mercy? Why would their prey give them way too much money now, eh? Socialism! Terrorism! All the bad words, what’s in right now? Woke? DEI?
But maybe this one correct take negates the 517 instances where he made it look like he was a grade-A asshole last week alone.
If even Trump was so afraid of the ocean that he couldn’t send disaster relief to Puerto Rico, how would a slave ship be able to touch all that water, eh?
Google: “You wanted words? Here are some words!”
How they thought they’d get this past the EU is beyond me.
Bribes. Immense amounts of lobbying/bribes.
Who needs keylogger malware on their device when you can have a screenlogger, eh?
When I toot, it’s neither with my mouth nor my nose.
Never heard the phrase “X marks the spot”? It’s called “predetermined breaking point”.
Oh no, you can’t beat a cybertruck when it comes to safely cutting fingers off.
Apple doesn’t fall far from the
treehorse.
A Tesla product not optimised for everyday use? Unpossible!
Oh, they’d never do anything as sinister as that. That may still be illegal (if the ultra-rich lobbying hasn’t taken care of that obstacle by that point).
Instead, they’ll just make sure that whatever essential core service they’ve built a monopoly in by just muscling the poorer competitors out of the race will cease to be offered to you if you refuse to hand all your money over to them.
See also: insulin, hospital treatment, etc. This is just a new playing field to find old prey in.
Sure, the possibilities are endless, so the first thing we’ll get that has any research money and effort put into it is how to turn it into an advertising platform and then maximally enshittifying it as soon as there’s a market share to speak of.
It’s fiiiiine, I wouldn’t want a stupid brain chip that’s NOT on fire anyway. Looks much cooler and I bet that’s just how Daddy Elon planned it to be.
The question wasn’t “what came first - the chicken or the chicken egg?” The first chicken hatched from AN egg. Question answered.