The desktop that thinks it knows what’s best for you

It’s easy to see, honestly. That green is pretty recognizable

Spotify?

It’s called unixporn for a reason

Average redditor who didn’t grow up to understand that opinions exist:

no and yes

I have a friend who hates Microsoft in probably every way possible, yet still uses Windows, because he doesn’t want to use “the nerd OS”.

Another advantage of having a NVMe SSD, hard to confuse /dev/nvme0n1p2 with /dev/sda1

Fun fact: you can use cat image.iso > /dev/device and it (should) just works.

I don’t get it

Umm ackwschually the DE is called Plasma

It isn’t, but you’re unlikely to encounter Linux specific malware.

“I use Linux as my operating system,” I state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. He swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision. “Actually”, he says with a grin, "Linux is just the kernel. You use GNU+Linux!’ I don’t miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "I use Alpine, a distro that doesn’t include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. It’s Linux, but it’s not GNU+Linux.

The smile quickly drops from the man’s face. His body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth and drops to the floor with a sickly thud. As he writhes around he screams “I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT’S STILL GNU!” Coolly, I reply “If windows was compiled With gcc, would that make it GNU?” I interrupt his response with “-and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. Even you were correct, you wont be for long.”

With a sickly wheeze, the last of the man’s life is ejected from his body. He lies on the floor, cold and limp. I’ve womansplained him to death.

reminds me of /proc always being 128TB for no reason

No wonder piracy was so popular

GitHub is the most mainstream, Gitlab has the most features and is selfhostable, Gitea has fewer features, but is more lightweight for selfhosting. Both Gitlab and Gitea are also working on federation.

I don’t know about the others.

So like most Arch-based distros but Debian?

Celeste is a GUI file synchronization client that can connect to virtually any cloud provider. Video Game

FIFY

I understood the assignment, I just didn’t do it.