They develop IC on iPhones?!!
I break things. Then I put them back together. Then I break them again. Just to show I mean business.
They develop IC on iPhones?!!
“The whole point of a Doomsday Machine is lost if you keep it a secret!”
Kill the beast while it’s weak.
MRGA, fuck yeah
Literally siding with Russia against the American people… After all those wars against communism, this is where we wound up.
The official sponsor of this election is Russia.
It’s a bit tounge in cheek, nobody actually got mad at the arch namedropping. More like “I’m a platinum level player in LoL”. Lol.
Oh great so now i have to unlearn systemd again?
And suddenly here you are standing together in sympathetic unity with The Kremlins. It’s hard making people see propaganda when they have become so desensitized to it
Let’s hope Putin will find some way to finally stop the forces of evil defiling his land after this.
I bet this is the first actual terrorist attack on Russia that was not perpetraded by Putin. I mean, even a clock and so on…
I thought Internet was already under control of Moscow, but it’d be wild if it turned out it wasn’t all this time and Putin would never do something like this again, like those other times he did
Nope, seems exactly in par, actually.
“Dear USA pliese not to disturb Russian false fleg operetion. It cost many rubles to setup.”
Or, hold your breath now, because it was the GRU that planned the attack.
This has never happened before in Russia except those couple of times when they did and Putin was literally responsible.
Such a strange attack by this mysterious IS, and very convenient timing too! Poor Russia, people keep attacking them out of the blue!
I will now instruct my LEGO miniature violin to play Alexa in commemoration.
“Drone, say KILL ALL HUMANS”
Drone: “KILL ALL HUMANS”.
Then they had brunch.
Not the first totalitarian government people have felt like that about…