I’m kinda shocked she made it this far tbh.

You get a good noodle star! (Mildly disappointed your profile picture isn’t rayquaza; if it is i have poor signal at work to blame for not seeing it)

Texas state government attempts to annex Mexico out of nowhere, fails miserably, and is subsequently taken back by mexico.

Canada makes an over-land/ice/ocean bridge and invades Russia with cavalry.

Somehow, Palpatine returns.

And South Korea and sometimes Taiwan.

inhales

BOFA DEEZ NUTZ

Understandable, I too suffer from Bofa.

I have finally found shoes (boots) that fit my giant clown-feet!! Ones that aren’t $200+ and made of cardboard, and are actually waterproof!! That’s a great feeling

Other than that, imposter syndrome hit hard last week, and I really started learning things I needed to learn like 6+ months ago to do my job. It’s also VERY hot in Ohio; I don’t do hot weather well, and it’s hard to think when sweaty.

Don’t give Muskrat any ideas

“We’re eating out for dinner tonight”

Or maybe our teeth retract using that as a mechanism?

The most horrifying possible outcome of a World War is, arguably, there being a definitive “winner”.

Id imagine it doesn’t have to really move fast, just has to sit in the right spot and wait for our orbit around the sun to smash us into it?

I look forward to nvidia being knocked down a peg or two(hundred) and maybe making graphics card prices reasonable again.

Horn shavings.

With utter disregard, bordering on contempt, for biology and physics.

Vimes Boots Theory.

The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money.

Take boots, for example. He earned thirty-eight dollars a month plus allowances. A really good pair of leather boots cost fifty dollars. But an affordable pair of boots, which were sort of OK for a season or two and then leaked like hell when the cardboard gave out, cost about ten dollars. Those were the kind of boots Vimes always bought, and wore until the soles were so thin that he could tell where he was in Ankh-Morpork on a foggy night by the feel of the cobbles.

But the thing was that good boots lasted for years and years. A man who could afford fifty dollars had a pair of boots that’d still be keeping his feet dry in ten years’ time, while the poor man who could only afford cheap boots would have spent a hundred dollars on boots in the same time and would still have wet feet.

This was the Captain Samuel Vimes ‘Boots’ theory of socioeconomic unfairness.

when you are closing up, fully pull down the shutter and lock it… otherwise fuckers are just going to barge in.

if there are still customers in the shop, they can ask you to let them out.

they are weak against Iron

Are you me? Same story here, grocery store deli turned IT. Rotisserie chicken grease is a smell I will never forget. That and the people who ask for chipped meat, they can all fuck off and just buy a block of meat and a cheese grater.

Wasted 3 awful years of my life doing that shit.

Would it really be a cat if it didn’t show you it’s butthole?

Anesthesia does not appear to be included.