Hell looks like a warm gun? 🤔
Last time I send you bra shopping!
Oh, you mean like that loveable scamp Bart Simpson?
🎵 Come on JB now it’s time to blow doors down!
🎵 The PIIICKLE of the opera is here! Inside your mind…
Fun* fact: the Spice Girls song Spice Up Your Life was originally called Spice Up Your Pickle and was about encouraging pickle-assisted stabbing.
*read: false
I don’t get why people sing in the shower… The acoustics are terrible
The opposite is famously the case, especially for deep voices.
The main reason people sing in the shower is because it is a time when they are relaxed and their mind is free from all inhibitions. Additionally, the acoustics in most bathrooms are perfect for singing, as the sound reverberates and resonates well.
Ah, I see! He HAS been busy between (or perhaps during) operas!
Hell no.
Yup, he’s definitely omniscient. That’s why his books are so good!
Yeah, Finnish is a fun language 😄
We can’t all be Americans who bring a shotgun to a fistfight 😛😁
I was in a band called Shampoo Mouth Experience. Our sound was uncomfortably intimate.
I don’t own a tractor
So you rent or lease one?
Brilliant art except for one annoying detail. Fixed it
Fair enough lol
Something something dancers apparently aren’t humans (according to The Killers)
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