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A thief to be
Looking for opportunity
A thief to be
Looking for opportunity
He is a professional
I had a roommate exactly like this in college
That poor dog and poor cat usually ended up locked in her tiny bedroom in our 3br apartment all day
She called the cops on us a couple times for having friends over
Yes
They are called CEO CIO or CTO
Yes hello
I would also like for you to pay me $20 (your choice of currency)
After you delete discord please send $20 to my lemmy account.
Wrong warm water tastes smoother and smells weirder
Cold water tastes spikier and doesnt smell weird
I. Cry. When pizza burns the roof of
My. Mouth. Ill. Try. And eat more pizza pie
Ive been trying to figure this out all day and thats not it
Im pretty sure ive conflated parts of Mr murder and a completely different author/book called the mark of the assassin and honestly maybe parts of a 3rd book i havent remembered yet
I read those ~15 years ago
I think ive also ready exactly one koontz book
I think it involved a child genius inventing time travel with something that looked like salt and pepper shakers because his family was being targeted by an assassin for some reason
Also might have been a fever dream not sure
Nah this is real I was there
Trust me im a dentist
🏴☠️
Babe wake up new lemmy lore just dropped
Something Something housing should be a right not a business
Hell yeah.
Fuck adobe.
I submitted a complaint about this exact thing to one of the government sites so im going to pretend I had a part in this