Piecemakers

Sounds like someone with her head on straight. ✊🏽

Try different strains.

When I tried to huck them into the river (specifically the invisible fucker near the boat in the shoreline encounter) and it wouldn’t let me? You’re gawdamned right, I was ready to be pissed if I couldn’t do likewise into the lava. Instead? Karlach tossed every dwarf she should reach… and they actually recorded audio for lava-induced death. 🥹 (At least the actor did for the main dwarf dude, IIRC)

I would like to see some mods do better with those assets, frankly. 🤣

Seriously. I purposely closed out Act I without even interacting with him in the first place. I played dozens of hours throughout the beta, and was so sick of his bullshit by the release date. Fuck Astarion.

It’s worth it.

So, no one’s going to discuss the Astarion-shaped elephant in the room, I take it? In this era of conscientious consent, we’re just going to gloss over the serial rapist allegory because he’s part vampire — it’s, what, just his nature? It’s genuinely disappointing that this seems to get downplayed rather than sparking discourse, all due respect. 🤷🏼‍♂️

And yet Astarion’s effectively a rapist, but that didn’t stop the author from intimating that he’d have been a better romantic choice if only 100k+ players were “better at romance”. I mean… thaFUCK?!

Frankly, I booted him after the initial interaction in my first playthrough way back in early beta and haven’t added him at all in any run since. Fuck Astarion. Lying, piece of shit, low-effort sleep rapist.

To be fair, there are only two female genital options in BG3. Both called “vulva”, and the only difference is one has public hair while the other does not. If it were even remotely “woke”, not only would the options be more than “innies”, but they’d be more representative of realistic variance. /my2¢