How can they say “lol” when they are clearly not laughing out loud?
How can they say “lol” when they are clearly not laughing out loud?
Drag queen Amanda Tori Meating has gone on the record about her day job as an OnlyFans ghostwriter. There’s an entire industry of talent agencies that hire minimum wage gig workers to pretend to be the model you are paying $x per month to interact with.
Give it some sideburns and a smiley face and you’ve basically got an axolotl
Would you place your balls inside or outside the rim
They forgot to list the Jackson, which is a coffee that starts out Black but turns White
Lmao they’ve changed the wording to “dangerous” territory
https://www.economist.com/europe/2024/09/01/the-hard-right-takes-germany-into-dangerous-territory
Solid TP rolls are quite common in Asia. Not sure if this is still true, but a lot of public toilets don’t provide toilet paper for fear of people stealing them. You have to bring your own TP, at which point including the cardboard insert takes up too much space to carry around.
Ikr. Had sex with one and couldn’t stop eating his nuts
So Mickey is actually spreading his cheeks for missionary instead of doggy
bUt wHat abOuT eXtreMe MisAndRy
More like sexual wrongs
I would prefer a strapless dress. And ideally, dressless straps
Tech: minimalism is when maximalism
X is reeling this morning after its website crashed last night due to an orchestrated attack on its servers during its Elon / Trump interview. A spokesperson for X said that the attack seemed to have been orchestrated by a foreign state actor. “We are currently looking for a group of roughly 900,000 people who could have carried out such an attack to silence Trump.” The spokesperson said it was clearly a foreign nation. “X couldn’t possibly have failed due to too many concurrent listeners. According to our latest figures, there are only 10 actual people who aren’t bots that still use X, 5 of which are confused and still think it’s Twitter.” Tech experts said that they had never seen such a sophisticated and well organised attempt to flood the servers, using millions of different points of attack. The experts say the attack was highly organised. “In order to get millions of computers to participate at the same time, the perpetrators harnessed social media to encourage people to flood the servers, and overload the website. This was sophisticated stuff.” “They announced their attack day months ago, and then worked methodically to make sure everyone remembered the attack date.” “The perpetrators must have known that no computer server can withstand the load of an entire nation trying to access the same website at the same time on the same day.” —
Market already filled. Buying/selling human breast milk was uncommon (though heard of) in mainland China, and exploded in popularity after the infant formula scandal.
Chinese mothers cash in on formula scare by selling human milk | CNN - https://edition.cnn.com/2013/08/05/world/asia/china-human-breast-milk-sales/index.html
Because people put their feet on ottomans, or because he interprets ottomans as the feet of the couch?
They have like 100 different AI terms in their glossary, most of which just redirect to their page on ChatGPT lmao
How else are you supposed to fertilize them
Real swords have curves 😤