“Treatment is simple. Download DuoLingo app. Go and see Tim, who spends all day competing with elderly users. That should pick you up.”
Man bursts into tears. Says, “But doctor…”
Isn’t that the whole thing with shows like The Addams Family? You’re not supposed to think that deeply about them or attempt to apply logic. The illogic lends to the humor.
My inner monologue
That cat’s name? Mebert Myselfstein
He probably felt like he walked into a Wile E. Coyote style trap
Failing the test perhaps, but is she winning at life?
Self-care scale to help flame atronachs determine if they’re starting to experience burnout
I’ll be on the weed smoking patio. Wake me up in three days if I’m not back.
I encourage him to keep talking
Forget the lasagna, Jon’s got some cake
It took an enormous act of self control
That happens to me sometimes too with posts here, seemingly at random. I don’t know why.
IF YOU OR A LOVED ONE WAS DIAGNOSED WITH MESOTHELIOMA
Oh my god that’s how she died 😭
Each upvote on lemmy is handcrafted by an actual human
Someone should’ve told the church about using Firefox + uBO + Sponsorblock
This frog is going to return to frog village and tell all the other tiny frogs about their experience being held in the hands of a god, and the other frogs will think they’ve lost their frog mind
I understand! I didn’t intend to throw shade on you for that. My husband is the same way lol