Karyoplasma

All 12 Cybertrucks that were purchased.

It’s tough.

I consider myself a flexitarian, I adopt puppies, give them a good life till they’re about 2 years old, then humanely slaughter them and eat them. The stuff I don’t eat I backfeed to the next round of puppies.

I do the puppy thing as well, but I don’t eat them (they’re nasty). I just like killing puppies.

They are not.

Never, ever disclose that you are not a level 5 vegan or else they will scream at you while pretending that you are the problem.

Health food is anything that isn’t processed to hell and back.

Impossible is just alternative junk food. Like vapes are for cigarettes. Healthier still means crap. I’d probably just use mushrooms or tofu as a patty if I wanted an alternative to beef.

Semi-related question: I have a bunch of pseudointellectual philosophy bullshit that was posted on 4chan around 2005-2007. Would the community appreciate those?

Idk, 56 billion buckaroos would instantly make me “lose interest” in working. Permanently.

Social media was a mistake.

The chemical name is para-acetoaminophenol. Acetaminophen and paracetamol are both abbreviations. Tylenol is just a brand.

Works the other way around as well. When I was a teen, I though Rage Against The Machine’s “Killing in the Name” was asking where their sneakers are.

And now you do what they told ya

Ey Mann, wo issen mein Turnschuh?

“Dude, where is my sneaker (just one of the pair)”

Our first family computer, a tremendous beast with 128KB of RAM, a 40MB HDD and a whopping 6MHz processor that you could clock up to 12MHz, there was a program that I used to do that too. I can’t remember what it was called, pretty sure it was not Paint tho (I faintly remember typing “colors” to get to it). You could draw squiggly lines with a pen tool, enter text, circles and squares, but no triangles. You could also fill shapes with color (2 switchable pallets with 16 colors each IIRC) and even “shade” the area. The shading was just diagonal, parallel lines, but you could choose which direction they go lol

I like Paint because it lacks all of that. 95% of the time, I just need cut, rotate and resize.

Don’t push alpha to production, silly.

They are. Both are Ursus arctos which is a funny name because it’s just bear bear, once in Latin and one in Greek.

A tree. Inanimate objects are good listeners.

There is also an event Magikarp that knows Hydropump.

“That 8-year old is definitely a militant for letting Hamas hide behind him.”

-IDF targetting assistant AI

Now the question of the day: was this a “legally killed child” we should not be outraged about because war is war?

(/s for the idiots out there)

Normal turds slowly sink. If they sink like a stone, you are eating too much fiber, if they float you ate too much fat or have an irritated bowel.

Was just about to say: who wants a partner that tries to be an enigma instead of someone you can talk to without questioning your sanity afrerwards? Pic doesn’t sound like someone that is capable of having a healthy relationship.

He wasn’t homeless. He had free shelter by staying with a friend. Nothing luxurious, but he wasn’t living on and from the streets. He also only made the money because he called in a “favor” from a business partner that let him sell some niche shit for more money lol

All in all it was a total failure, he realized how much of a failure it was and then backed out feigning “health concerns” to save face.