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What do you do here? I mean besides not tell the fucking media. You call a lawyer immediately?
What do you do here? I mean besides not tell the fucking media. You call a lawyer immediately?
My kuriboh needs the rest of this.
“If that ever happens, you need two things and two things quickly: a pair of ice tongs and a friend who can keep a secret.”
-Dave Attell
From Lullaby by Palahniuk:
"People who would never throw litter from their car will drive past you with their radio blaring. People who’d never blow cigar smoke at you in a crowded restaurant will bellow into their cell phone. They’ll shout at each other across the space of a dinner plate.
These people who would never spray herbicides or insecticides will fog the neighborhood with their stereo playing Scottish bagpipe music. Chinese opera. Country and western.
Outdoors, a bird singing is fine. Patsy Cline is not.
Outdoors, the din of traffic is bad enough. Adding Chopin’s Piano Concerto in E Minor is not making the situation any better.
You turn up your music to hide the noise. Other people turn up their music to hide yours. You turn up yours again. Everyone buys a bigger stereo system. This is the arms race of sound. You don’t win with a lot of treble.
This isn’t about quality. It’s about volume.
This isn’t about music. This is about winning.
You stomp the competition with the bass line. You rattle windows. You drop the melody line and shout the lyrics. You put in foul language and come down hard on each cussword.
You dominate.
This is really about power."
French and existential ennui, name a better duo.
Good use of “estoy” 👏😎
Looks like a boss from Blasphemous 💀
Throckausaurus is a total legend of the frictionless ramps 🤟😝
She’ll be Coming Undone with all the bullying.
But a Yowza! can be a good sign.
Or a Scottie Wallace Yew!
Channel has some inspired bangers. Rubbin’ and a Tuggin’ My Nips is a masterpiece.
🤔 idk. I think 2039 is the start of the Water Wars.
🤔 maybe we can have you pedal a bike while you watch to earn more credits? We’ll sell it as some health thing.
I mean, why not let him get a full whiff of that bouquet? Sober him before you go any further.
Did that song from Ghost start playing while you did it?
What’s the musical symbol for a vibrato on that instrument?
You’re all alone, scared, sweating, fuckin’ leg shaking, dreading having to reach back there, and, indeed, you know it’s your life on the line. I’ve only been on that battlefield once in my life and I gotta say, it changes you. Hopefully it also changes your diet.
He seems really into it.
You’re a person of culture and sophistication 😎👍