dude don’t write that I had to narcan myself after reading it
dude don’t write that I had to narcan myself after reading it
they steal our cheese and goddammit I need that cheese
Jesus fed the 5000. Goku eats that much every day.
could I get some kebabs please
I follow. The best lies have a teensies pair of truth legs to get them started.
he can try
When is JFK coming back from the dead
The bushes are old money. They punish people by overthrowing the country you live in.
Sisyphus could try to change his pick, but he could never get there. He could only change half his pick, then half his remaining pick, then half the remaining remaining pick, and so on until nearly all his pick is changed. It could never be entirely changed though. It also comes with free choice of topping.
Bang a rang
Courts will still find a way to fuck this up for all of us. At least the lawyers will get rich.
Aw fuck there’s an extra with in there isn’t there
I filled my cup with mustard before they could catch me and by god I’m gonna fuck with everyone
Oh dude you do not want to experience how many holes it comes out after that one
if the internet has taught me anything and it hasn’t, you can’t properly contain bamboo
dude tell your uncle to stop fucking toasters
did it drink the other one?
Why is there only one wolf
You don’t have a pill identifier?