Get back to me when it’s attempted buggery.

Erm. Are you thinking of a different kind of conservative?

Other than tradition none of those are traditionally Conservative.

You’re welcome Clara.

What are you gibbering on about?

I was about to say “I’m not surprised”.

I even thought the psychologist and psychiatrist I’ve seen the past couple of years look almost as miserable and exhausted as me.

Terrible state this country seems to be in.

Almost every American WWII film for starters. U571 was especially awful.

Pissed, hammered, spannered, rat-arsed, bollocksed, badgered, smashed, away with the fairies, banjaxed, tired and emotional, battered, can’t lie down without holding on, comfortably numb, drunk as a Lord/Judge, steaming, twatted, wasted, three sheets tut wind, lagered up, leathered, legless, pickled, off your tits/face/trolley, out yer tree, pissed as a fart, wellied, sayin hello to Mr Armitage, shit-faced, trollied, utterly carparked, etc, etc.

Wouldn’t if I was you.

My art teacher in secondary school once called me a “freak”. 🙂

I think it’s French for new.

So…noo-vo

It’s also a Metallica song

Fuck your duck! I raise you my 🐦

Aaaw that’s sweet. 🥰

German you wazzock! Gerry-German.

Why is a Manc using a dirty, rotten, filthy Gerry user account?

Do you have no honour? No decency?

When you remember where the buttons are they’re fine to navigate. The average keyboard that meant people can type on without looking has less physical feedback (2 small bumps on f and h).

Brother are good but I got a Kyocera about 6yrs ago and have never had to change the toner. I’ve been through about 2 blocks of paper in that time. Prints great.

Plug & Play on Windows and Linux

Holy fucking shit balls. I contemplated seeing up an instance on a £5 VPS. Hmmmm, I think my scale is a bit off.

Ive just this second opened the worlds first meth bank! Freely and securely deposit all your meth in me.

Election now!!!