That is because of the brown sprinkles.

My favorite flavor is itching.

They aren’t stranded because there is the emergency capsule to get them back.

Classic corporate doublespeak and half truths.

One that doesn’t know she has bladder control issues.

It does have some value(like shooting a turkey neck to avoid lead-tainted meat), but it is a novelty or exotic round at the end of the day since it is far too powerful a round to be used for squirrel privateering. Also most woodland mammal cargo vessels haven’t use sails for decades before the bolo round cartridge became viable.

It may be a bit of a joke round, but it wouldn’t be very funny to find yourself at the business end of a derringer with one in the pipe.

“Thunderhead” is hardcast or an alloy with a channel cut in both sides that causes it to do some gnarly stuff to soft tissue as the round hits and the tissue “splashes” through the gaps instead of displacing from the round. Kind of a more extreme version of a Lehigh Defense Xtreme Defense.

“CFA” is Controlled Fracturing Ammunition, like the G2 RIP. Think hollowpoint but the petals are meant to disperse into the target while the back of the round dumps energy.

“Bolo” isn’t meant to tie something up like a normal bolo, it just allows the round halves to widen out and disperse energy across a wider area. Some people like them for shooting turkey necks, but those people are weird.

You see why I said dragon’s breath, flechette, or bolo.

Load it with .45-70(hardcast, thunderhead, or brass CFA) and .410(dragon’s breath, flechette, or bolo), you will solve the problem one way or the other.

Dewayo is going to the mooooon. Just hold out and you will see Lambo, everybody is sleeping on that and once the halving happens, you will laugh all the way to the beachfront villa.

I swore at rocks all morning and nobody is accepting cursed stones for groceries. I haven’t tried Walmart, should I try there?

I would absolutely be a wendigo bag holder and lose track of where my skinwalker is.

Britain is a cultural kleptomaniac, not remove everyone who isn’t British from their lands and make everything British.

Concrete bags are usually two ply, but they are pretty thin. Most of the dust gets shot out the corner when you move them around, especially the ones with the tear-out corner for pouring. They do sell concrete in plastic bags though, great for wet weather but they can get kind of slick. For the bigger jobs you get a mixer truck delivery.

It is a good thing that the viking bloodlines chilled out, but man if they hadn’t and Russia stepped over the border it would made for some pretty crazy stuff to see.

To be clear, I don’t kill anyone. I only beat them until they will never recover enough to seek vengeance.

We can make it funnier. I have a resurrection artifact that is cursed, every time I am killed and get resurrected I age 5 years, but beating a human in unarmed combat makes me one year younger. There is no dying of old age, I keep coming back older. So either I am a feisty frail old man or I end up a kid that people have to kill because I don’t stop attacking until my 20s.

I’m not going to beat them to death, just beat them until they have detached retinas, are deaf, and are crippled enough to be incapable of revenge.

I’m not a barbarian, just a human fighter.

A character that compulsively fights every human they meet is a great way to frustrate a DM with chaos.

Don’t demonic possession shame people. They are vessels and can’t choose the nature of the spirit that has taken their mortal form.

Good thing he stopped using it a few weeks ago.

You asked if headlights emit IR because you didn’t think they do, they emit IR.