Or dressed as an astronaut and a banana, i don’t kink shame.

OH YEAH!

Big tiddy Goth girls. That’s how the kids say it these days, yeah?

Broken down pinball machines, mostly.

…mostly…

See, that comma is doing some interesting work here. My interpretation is that sex itself is not allowed to enter the museum. I’m not seeing any rules prohibiting patrons from engaging in naked fun time.

Two blondes were driving to Disneyland. They see a sign on the highway that’s says Disneyland: Left, so they turned around and went home.

Amusing anecdote time!

My dad took me to see this in the theater opening weekend. The theater lost audio during the helicopter chase scene. The movie kept rolling on screen, just no sound was playing. I’ve never seen humanity collectively come together like that theater did in that moment…

One person starting shouting "BANG! BANG! BANGBANGBANG!" to fill in for the guns. Another fine soul starting making helicopter “wufwufwufwuf” noises. When Sarah Connor gets hit, a woman screamed “I’M HIT!” The whole audience came together and made lemonade, and it was glorious.

That’s when they got the audio working again. The audience shared a collective laugh and applause, and we finished watching one of the best action movies ever produced.

I fucking love Judgment Day.

Lord Colto, i do declare…!

“I am here but to clean your chambers.”

It’s happy! It’s fun! It’s Happy Fun Orb!

Do not taunt Happy Fun Orb.

Please help! My pondering orb has ceased pondering!

“Just don’t shin me between 4 and 6! That’s Willy’s Orb ponderin’ time!”

“I’m a robot. I love robots. I have a robot vagina.”

“Hey look! It’s Bono’s little brother!”

“I sure hope he doesn’t get Munson’d”

I always read it as THAT fuckin’ guy…

“The ever efficient flamethrower. My favorite.”

Hey, if we’re rebooting fucking EVERYTHING, I’d love to see a live action Celebrity Deathmatch.

And my vuvuzela?

I saw Reddit results in a search last night using DDG. It just said something like “It’s here on Reddit, but we’re not allowed to show you.” I wasn’t planning on using Reddit (never again), but that just irritated me.