Lies! There is no potatoe, only sadness.
Lies! There is no potatoe, only sadness.
“BLEH! I’m sorry, I’m already in a committed relationship. Bleh!”
No cap, I hate this with every fiber in my being.
Behold this sacred relic! It’s his old samsung S5!
There can be only one!
Meatloaf.
We should cut the shit then…
"I call this move,"spinning reentry maneuver. ".
I’m surprised how nice the website is.
I remember it as being the first time, where the trailer was better than the movie itself.
Narwhal is cool, but do you want to use the good Narwhal on just anyone? I want to use it for special occasions or that certain someone.
I fixed her " ".
Obviously, she wouldn’t cause trouble if her needs were met.
Edit words are hard! Added needs*
The only way to protect yourself from a bad guy with a sword is a good guy with a spear.
I want that hot dogussy Chicago style !
The only time I was in Boston, my girlfriend and I ran for the subway before the door closed. A guy held the door, I thanked him, and he turned to his friend and said “See, not everyone is a dick, asshole.” Or was it “not everyone is an asshole, dick.” But it was pretty on brand.
Honestly, I think you missed an opportunity to draw a dick on the moon.
“I’M GOING TO RIP AND TEAR, into this apple pie I made, but I’m waiting for it to cool down first.”
The need that to clean the ceiling fans.
“Do they need mushing up?”