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Happy belated bicycle day
Happy belated bicycle day
This is my hole! It was made for me!
Promotion-packet driven development
The joke is that’s John Cena and he says “you can’t see me”
“Get out of the dog house card” isn’t going to work the way either of them think. Pulling that card when you’re in the doghouse is not going to make her fine with whatever upset her. There’s a good chance she’ll say she’s “fine” because she doesn’t want to renege on her chart, but whatever conflict isn’t going to resolve itself because he gave her that card.
Trading sex for chores is gross. I don’t want a BJ or lap-dance from a partner that is only doing it because the sticker chart says she has to.
It’s also insane that things like washing dishes or packing lunches or changing diapers aren’t part of the baseline expectations for a dad. You don’t get an award for doing the bare minimum!
Both of these people are demonstrating the emotional intelligence of a block of cheese.
The more I think about it, maybe that’s ok? You need some vegetation, maybe take an apple or banana, but mayo has protein from the egg, right?
Ok, as an American web developer how do I test sites in Firefox on iOS?
I mean, you can’t have candy for dinner. We can figure out something, even if it’s just a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
My kids. If you don’t like what we made there’s plenty of stuff you can make yourself.
I wonder if this winds up with revenge porn no longer being a thing? Like, if someone leaks nudes of me I can just say it’s a deepfake?
Probably a lot of pain for women from mouth breathers before we get there from here .
That shirt must have cost a lot, the patterns are so complicated. I wish I knew where to get a shirt like that.
Yeah, and give money to organizations that work to end the first-past-the-post voting system. Work to do the least harm in the current system, and work to change the system.
When pizza’s on a bagel you can eat pizza anytime. Any time. Breakfast, dinner, November 5 1955, July 3 2142, the late Mesozoic, the moment that the sun engulfs the earth. You can eat pizza any time.
Move fast and break things! They can always iterate and do another party that doesn’t leave attendees blind!
Probably true, given all the (lovable) asshole cats out there.