We’re gonna have to put laaaaaaaadybird down… Mr Hill?
Asses to asses, butts to butts
We’re gonna have to put laaaaaaaadybird down… Mr Hill?
You don’t have to hire either of them
People just liked it better that way
Even old New York was once New Amsterdam
Hey I’m not an addict. I can stop having a good time whenever I want.
There isn’t a soul on lemmy that doesn’t know Linux exists
Back in my day you could turn on the computer and operate it without anyone knowing. Our “internet connection” was demonic screeching from hell on the telephone and you didn’t need it to play solitaire.
White people who decided only white people eat potato salad
Worst case scenario, you don’t have to work tomorrow
North Koreans, this is your chance to be world heroes
I’m keeping an eye on this but I really hate the anime blush on every character
They’d charge you for your sims’ water bill if they could
At a better pizza place maybe
Kewpie mayo is where it’s at
Rest in piss
They do make a mean clam chowder
You do realize this is exactly the problem and the reason half of eligible voters sit at home on election day. Keep putting up shitty geriatrics and see how long it takes you to reach your future fix.