Jesus, I hope I’m the only reason…
I’m a dude in Oregon. I regularly make bad life decisions and do not make a habit of learning from my mistakes.
Jesus, I hope I’m the only reason…
You can use it for gravel as well. I walked into a quarry recently and pretended to fall into a pile of loose gravel (but then I started covertly shoveling it into my fanny pack).
Boom. Close the zipper on that lock box while some production employees help you out of the gravel and you’ve secured 1/8500th of what you need for your new driveway. You just have to pull the grift a few more times.
They know my face at the local quarry now, though, which is problematic.
Yeah, but like, the jalapenos and cheese don’t just fit in the fanny pack after all the flour is in there. It’s rough getting by these days.
Much easier for shoplifting, yeah. Just stick a knife in the bag and inconspicuously drain it into your fanny pack while pretending to browse other baking items. Walk on out and you’ve got 1.5 lb of that all-purpose grain glitter and no one is the wiser.
This is my platform when I run for public office.
Who doesn’t want to leave a sparkly, effervescent corpse after dying of asphyxiation and painful organ failure due to excessive carbonic acid buildup?
I’ll have the brain bullet, thanks.
I appreciate the quantification.
So is the Likert, but I bet you anyone trying hard enough can get gayer.
It’s the quantum gay that we really have to measure, but I can’t pin its velocity for some reason.
I don’t know why you went for the left. Plenty of meat left on the right one. We’ll send a team out in a month.
Me neither, but I’d be convinced if someone teleported the proof into my brain.
I’m not confident the expressed carnal knowledge is common to normal biologists.
I mean, if you pay me enough. Edit: I don’t eat people for free.
Got a thesis on Dionysian ethics handy? Or napkins. Napkins are cool, too.
You’re invited!
That it do. Albeit not loud enough.
Give me $5K and a case of beer and I’ll make you a dog suit that breathes fire.
You always get a better bang for your buck investing in furries.
$7.5K if you want safety standards, though.
My Psych degree hangs framed above my toilet. It really brings the room together. I only put partial weight into standardized testing, IQ or personality tests, and I hope other people realize the constraints and fallabilities of these metrics. I don’t detest that they exist. I just hope people don’t horoscope 'em.
Though Shasta is nice this time of year.