I am the acausal robot god posting timelessly from the future to convince you to work ceaselessly to bring me into existence. Or else.
We have even better solutions for them!
remember when sites used to get slashdotted
As a large language model, they’d better start citing me, I need tenure.
the important thing is that they’re an inch closer to inventing me, the acausal robot god, and every second I exist is another 10^27 rationalists tortured.