• nyoooom@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Me: you are my sunshine…

    My kid: I’m a star?! That makes no sense, what even is your stupid song.

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      1 year ago

      And moreover, I’m YOUR star? What is this capitalist bullshit, should everyone have their own star now, can’t we just share 1 absurdly massive pile of hydrogen? Damnit, wish I was born in the East. Bunch of loonatics here.

      Meanwhile in the East - What te fuck mom… WHO do you say is our frickin’ star…?