Yeah, me happily using styles getting a manageable layout . . . . that’s more or less consistent with the business style guide.
Any other f*cker even sniffs at my document . . .

Also me: Why do we have to use MS software?
Bosses: Everyone knows how to use it.

I can assure you that a program that consistently can’t save a document without utterly annihilating the simplest of formatting, it is most certainly not a skill issue.

Unless your referring to Microsoft, in which case they are probably a bunch of incompetent nuggets with a hard-on for pretty ribbons and worthlessly complicated “features”.

I say the same about Linux

I’m also lying