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Per ChatGPT, our Lord and bullshitter:
Implemented an innovative and multifaceted luminary maintenance solution, entailing the strategic identification and procurement of an eco-friendly, energy-efficient illumination source. Executed a seamless integration process, ensuring optimal alignment with environmental sustainability goals. Proficiently navigated the intricate terrain of electrical systems, demonstrating a keen acumen for precision in the meticulous replacement of the incandescent element.
As a hiring manager, I see right through this bullshit, it has grown entirely too tedious at this point and it never goes past that initial review. Brevity and pointed accomplishments are so refreshingly rare, they get top billing. Consistently.
These are the ones trying to be honest who don’t know what you want. The liars already know to keep it simple, just how you like it.
Not giving my age or career away, but I’ve done hundreds and hundreds of interviews. If they snow me based on their resume, they are very unlikely to do so on their interview. I may be an outlier, but I don’t regret any of the hires I’ve made over the years as a result.
Over the weekends, I demonstrated adeptness in the strategic incorporation of vaporized botanicals for cognitive enhancement, complemented by the consummate management of nutritional intake through artisan-crafted, tuber-derived consumables.
