• Kokesh@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    Everyone knows it is 5G! I can’t get out of the house without my head covered in aluminum foil now.

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      6 months ago

      I got the vaccine so now I have perfect cell reception! Always 5G everywhere. A week ago I lost 1 bar, so I think I should get a booster vaccination. Also, now I’m magnetic, I never lose my phone. Plus, suddenly I love my government so I’m not angry all the time. /s