No one can defeat me*

*In film, because my insecure ass literally makes it a stipulation of my contract that I cannot lose a fight.

Dwayne is and always has been goofy AF and I’m glad other people are finally starting to realize it too

A worthy opponent! Their battle will be legendary!

Depends on if it is a cagefight and sissors wants in to…

Not even thinking about lizzard znd spock

Plott twist: both fall into a fountain