Well, first, you gotta pre-game by getting THAT drunk in uniform, with strangers. Make sure there’s no one around that you know. You’re ready for the big leagues.

We’ll be the first to know when Putin falls down the stairs onto some bullets. I got Flores’ gaiter on my head, just started day shift at the listening post. It’s under the grease trap of the McDonald’s on Red Square.

Oh, well played. I’m saying that to you, not the Z. Also, Ukrainian APCs have a cha cha slide, so checkmate, fuck Putin and good night.

Ok, so they have a turnstile and a detention center, but where are the wheels? EDIT: There’s an arm sticking out! WTH can you throw me a link so I can figure out why there’s an arm? Gotta be a screenshot from a vid, but the whole image is disturbing. Why is this all in a pole barn? Murder barn vibes.

I had to look up castras and now, I must subscribe to your newsletter.

Thanks for the sauce, wish the Russians in power cared about their image they project to the world as much as the vatniks do.

It works for Japan. Nobody knows WTF they’re up to, until they do it.

Thanks!

I just don’t like seeing ships get hurt, ok? Unless it’s the Kuznetsov.

Someone could keister a few grams and just walk through an airport, no?

That’s why Prigo faked his death! So he could die a “Fat Man”!

Heh. Ya learned me something.

Which definitely means they are brothers, bound to conquer or die together. :::cough::: 👻

He gave Lukashenko a medal for a order of honor invented by Peter the Great, banned by the Soviet Union and revived in 1998. The order has a saint’s name attached to it, which does not mean that that saint is going to endorse you, no matter what the medal has scribbled on it in crayon. As Mr. Incredible snapped: “HE’S NOT AFFILIATED WITH ME.”

Lukashenko just turned 70 this week. Why don’t we have nicknames for him, too?

Awwwriiite, awwriite, awwwriite.

Me too.

That hat is FIYAH!

Just line up an enemy behind it and watch it recoil them into the Kuiper Belt?

The 2nd strongest armed force in Ukraine is using anything and everything to convince the world that they still have operating armored vehicles for war. The Telegraph pod “Ukraine: The Latest” just confirmed yesterday that the Russians have covered their last T-90 in a big, badly welded metal box that prevents them from firing their T-90’s main weapon. But golf carts are funny, too. Laugh with us, it’s ok!

I love that Forbes says: “We’ve built up enough clout around the financial world for today. Time to troll just a lil beety beet…” Good work, bros! My dad still reads your stuff every morning! He’s been subscribed since you printed on sheepskin, keep it up. Salute.