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I love Obvious Plant

The weird thing is that it’s super commonplace over here, so lots of people do enjoy it. There are a lot of different kinds of potato salad and I’m betting the mega-Karen in the OP is referring to the kind that is pretty much just potatoes in mayo (which, for the record, is disgusting).

Maybe I’m lucky because I live near Pennsylvania Dutch country, but there’s an abundance of good potato salad here.

This calls for a pastrami sandwich.

I can’t decide if I love or hate this idea.

Thank you! Tisanes are not tea. I will die on this hill.

Mmmhmm, yup, yeah, wait…wut??

Scumbag body wakes up at quarter after 5 for no reason >:(

We could call it the Trenton Makes. Or name it after the Raritan. Or call it the Chris Christie Calorie Bomb Special. Or we could call it The Great Adventure. Or call it something like The 6 and 7 (growing up in Trenton, you get both NYC and Philly channels on TV - for example, Philly 6ABC was on 6 and NYC’s ABC was on 7).

I stink at naming things.

He’s not a New Jerseyan. He’s from Staten Island. They’re all fucking bennies.

Signed - New Jerseyans who hate our state being associated with those people.

I love a bagel, but bialys make even better breakfast sandwiches

Let’s be real though. If 3 million women a year encountered men and only 2 got raped, we’d never have come up with the man-vs.-bear scenario in the first place.

Low key, it’s classy stoner music

Also a great soundtrack for schtupping.

Stahp, every time you say that, an Xer develops arthritis in their knees!

Now where’s my aleve…

Aw, I hope mizu is doing well 💛

I was on oxycodone after surgery for 5 days, and I took senna (a stool softener) just like my surgeon told me to. Oh my god the constipation was insane. Like, I had to poop and just nothing would come out. I could not move my bowels. I ended up taking Miralax twice a day for 4 days and that solved the problem…a little too well. It went from completely stopped up to faucet anus with no stop in between.

Do not fucking recommend.

What a terrible button! :'(

I’m wondering how literal “girl” is. Like, would I go back to being a little girl? Absolutely not. But would I go back to being like 20? Maybe! There’s some shit I’d like to do differently.

However, I’d wayyyy rather have the cash.

I’m Gen X. Online dating didn’t really exist when I started dating my husband in 2000. I mean you could find local people via AOL Chat and maybe there were early versions of things like match.com, but for the most part you met people in meatspace. There wasn’t social media the way we know it now so you couldn’t do much online stalking.

The online component seems like it introduces a bunch of angst into dating. Due to gender imbalances on dating apps, it seems to become a numbers game for some. And from what I understand, a lot of the female profiles are bots. It also seems like it’s common to check out a potential date’s Instagram or other social media accounts, so rather than organically meeting a person, you’re evaluating a profile, which probably doesn’t give an accurate idea of who the person is. And it seems like young people live their lives increasingly online, so chance encounters in meatspace are rarer, plus it seems there’s some reticence to chat up a stranger to see if it goes somewhere.

It looks like a massive headache.

Holy shit this is so accurate.