Transporter Room 3

Hide a bin ladin or demon core in there and you’re good to go

As long as you rake in the cash quick enough, you can be rich before anyone realized that you’re the problem.

And now you’ve got money to pay people to beat them into submission when they complain.

I was about to say, “what do you mean ‘old days’, I’m still playing!”

This game will outlive DOOM being run on things.

Or more likely, someone will figure out a way to play one in the other.

JUST

DO IT

Hell, make it 100%.

All countries

100% import taxes on all ICE

Make people demand EVs

Motivate countries to produce in-country.

Lol ain’t that the truth.

But I also don’t do any of that for a job, so I doubt my boss will agree!

What if I can operate several different types of forklifts, reach trucks, skid steers, and an excavator, but I’m not “certified”?

Jokes on you, I can’t grow a beard.

Then you get to NewGame++, try to skill your way through, then they pull out surprise moves, are a lot faster, and mock your pitiful attempts to damage them.

And this isn’t even their final form.

^ng+7

Do… Do people care what the REAL scarlet Johansson, Jennifer Aniston or Elton John have to say about Ukraine defending itself and it’s people against a fascist invasion?

I mean, I find their stuff entertaining, sure, but like… Why would I listen to their tactical analysis in the first place?

Oh no, not again.

Please drink Verification Can.

More like “we can never know the TRUE purpose of the broken column, but due to its obvious penis shape, it is widely accepted to have been religious or ceremonial in nature”

Edit: which now I’m wondering if that was the original meme

I’m sorry for all the dolly fans out there, but I have a confession… I don’t care for her music.

But I will defend this woman simply because her charity work alone makes her deserving of much more.

And I know I don’t even know half of what she does.

So if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go sharpen up my torches and light my pitchforks, because ain’t nobody dissing dolly Parton around me.

My wife insists that broccoli is disgusting.

I like it. It’s not like super flavorful or anything, but I’ll roast and salt a little broccoli for something to add to my fettuccine. She always passes and refuses to even try it.

More for me.

Oooh yeah sorry I have face blindness, even if I saw the person again I’d never recognize them soooooooo sorryyyyyyyyyy

Yeah, and the electric scooters may look dorky in a warzone but honestly, mobility, ease of charging (if you have the equipment anyway, soooooooo maybe not the best choice for ruZZian?) and if my choices were “large slowish apc that’s loud AF and draws attention for miles around” vs “speedy quiet stick with wheels” I know which one I’m taking.

Still needs a chicken wire cope cage though

NerdOfTheRings has been preparing me for this moment…

Is it still a feminine urge if I’m a dude?

And can I bring my wife? She’d love the big creepy castle AND the queen-of-the-dead vibe.

I hate taking the time out to do all the self-care things.

Then when I get in the shower I just want to sit down and let the warm water drip down on me.

“so what are you in for?”

“I wrote my tag on an important wall. You?”

“I murdered my entire family when my wife overcooked my fish”

“I can tell we will be friends, we’re birds of a feather.”