The worst is when you’re trying to look for something but one of the discord bots has said a word similar ten billion times so that’s all that comes up. You’ll try to ban the bot to see other comments but then you just get like blank space or some shit where the bots comments would be

Mesa can tink of far worsen narrators

As a joke I was looking for general everyday items they might’ve sold but now I feel like I’m on a new list.

I did find cool Hawaiian satellite shirts that I kinda want now

Can’t wait for social media to start pushing/forcing users to mark their jokes as sarcastic. You wouldn’t want some poor bot to miss the joke

Maybe our microplastics will start self healing us or give us cancer 2.0

…either way 50/50

Just drop a can of Pringles on that bad boy

I can’t imagine tackling someone for stealing from a tj maxx.

“Stop him! he’s getting away with a bag of stale snacks, a cracked pink salt lamp, and some scratched nonstick pans!”

Real John Mcafee vibes

Careful, the next generated image is gonna contain a windmill with clogs for blades

While attempting to stack another brick around the assembly, Daghlian accidentally dropped it onto the core and thereby caused the core to go well into supercriticality, a self-sustaining critical chain reaction. He quickly moved the brick off the assembly, but received a fatal dose of radiation. He died 25 days later from acute [radiation poisoning].

Holy shit and I’m still scared to drop shit into a pot of oil

I use my credit cards for everything I purchase because I get some cash back or other incentives along with fraud protections.

My brother’s a psychopath who plays his credit score like it’s a game so he has like ten cards and a 800+ score he’s proud of.

I make nearly three times as much as him and it took me forever to get an 800 so maybe he’s onto something but fuck that game.

Feel like this is one of those games that’s super fun but flawed to a point you can’t fix it. Like the last time I played without any cheesy strats, I found myself not wanting to build anymore because the exploders would destroy everything so building a base was pointless.

We’d just find a random gas station or something and just remove any way the dudes could climb up. It’s fun for a bit but after a while you’re just shooting fish in a barrel.

Who tf wants to see profile pics

Mom said it’s my turn to install Star Wars!

Yeah I’m always glad that certain communities are thriving on here but they tend to bleed over into every single thread.

I find it most annoying when someone’s just casually venting and someone else comes in swinging. I get that it’s especially hard on the internet to tell if someone’s venting or looking for solutions.

Like at this point I think it’s safe to say everyone on Lemmy has seen the same pro Linux, fuck cars, and fuck capitalism posts a million times. I think we do without one post dogpiling on some poor dude if they’re like “man traffic sucked the big one today!”

Pretend you’re in high school again and just use spit

Same here, i just felt nerfed in baldurs compared to Dos2. Still had fun though

I live in the Appalachians and so my commute is twisty mountain roads.

The last car I loaned was a maxima which immediately forgot there was a car in front of me whenever I or the car in front “disappeared” on a turn.

It would also flash tf out of people on turns and hills with its dumb auto highs.

Eh, I rarely shoot anything with my breaker besides dumping into a stalker/solo in the way stranglers. On harder difficulties it’s just not worth trying to accurately hit any weak spots on like chargers or anything else that would require precise aiming.

Twenty bucks there’s gonna be a big ol post that gets a lot of attention for adding +1 round to ten different guns a month from now.

I’m not sure where you’re getting the “blank wants blank to be blanker” vibes from but you go off.

I personally love the difficulty and to me this is just Nazi Zombies in a reskin. Where the harder difficulties are higher waves… so you’ve gotta run a train, your guns are really only for panic situations, and sometimes the train catches up to you before you grab your packed gun, so you lose it.