Just make sure to always be white.

First combat test of the new Ukrainian anti-personell drone.

Nobody makes your download any damn app. You can just not do it.

He just needs to find a Ukrainian farmer.

I use Mint because I’m lazy.

Just the kind of thing psychopathic old men that think they’re chosen by god would say.

It offers fully one-handed operation.

I achieved everything I have today through hard work. And a small 10 million loan from dad.

New law dropped yesterday. Two plus two is five now.

Sounds like a pretty normal day to me.

I used to do the inhale thing while I was a student. Gave me the motivation to pull through and be able to do the Excel thing now.

That’s not saying much, is it?

Last Samsung phone I had was an S7. Nice phone but the uninstallable crapware put me off Samsung forever.

That’s the whole point of the franchise system. The franchisees can basically only make money if they horrifically exploit people and the corporation can deny responsibility. This is not some aberration, this is how the system works.

Words cannot express my lack of sadness.

Won’t anybody think of the employees in the orphan crushing industry?

Surely our Russian friends only ever had the best and most honest intentions with this.

But it’ll get better soon. Trust me bro! Just one more tax cut for the rich!

Total surprise. Nobody could possibly have predicted that.

Choose wisely. The hopes and dreams of the Scottish nation rest on you.