How does the saying go:
The beauty of their women and the taste of their food has made the British the best sailors in the world.
I love the fact they conquered half the world, took their spices and don’t fucking use them.
We don’t?
Do you?
Absolutely
I just buy grama masala for pure decoration. I mean what else am I going to do with it? Pour it on plain toast?!
That’s like the observation that many astronauts come from the US state of Ohio. Because they want to get as far away as possible.
(Michigander here, we love you Ohio, really we do!)
Thank you very much for the laugh!
This has probably been posted and upvoted by people who put salad on the same plate as a roast dinner.
British food is bland but nothing compared to the stuff in offer in the American Midwest.
Like Wisconsin cheese, Chicago pizza, Indiana tenderloin, Kentucky racism, and Ohio meth?
Three words: tater tot hotdish. It’s what disappointment tastes like.